I wish somebody would warn me when I get a little mention in the mainstream media, so that I could write something smart, witty or insightful.

Although, I’m sure there are those of you who’d claim that isn’t normally par for the course and why start now?

There’s a couple of problems with the stories that are thrown out there every time David Sifry takes an inventory over at Technorati.

The numbers have doubled since the last blog-take to the point we now have a blog created every second. That’s no great shakes – it’s just PR for Technorati. And here’s some more Technorati PR – their service has been a little on the poor side as of late.

Anyway, there are a couple of problems with the ‘everybody’s doing it’ mantra:

Problem #1: Not Everyone Keeps Doing It.
The Guardian article does at least point it out, but the fact that only 13% are estimated to update their blog once or more a week is pretty desperate. That means that 87% of all blogs are worthlessly clogging up the internet and it’s getting worse. Blogs are the new internet pollution washing up onto the shore like some indisposable nappy on Blackpool beach. And why can’t we have a better figure for UK blogs than something between 200,000 and 900,000?

Problem #2: The Usual Suspects.
Hells bells. With all these blogs exploding onto the scene, I’d hope to have a few different folks mentioned than we normally do. But, this is something of a moot point. I don’t have a problem with the people mentioned as they are all worthy, but surely we need some new kids on the blog block showing that this blogging thing is expanding as opposed to stagnating. Or, maybe it’s nice to see a little cornerstone developing for British blogosphere even if the nature of the blog beast is that it’s supposedly a non-hierarchical affair. (Note to self: I really should stop moaning about free PR.)

And finally, the most energised sector of the British blogosphere is the political. However, considering the recent sacking of Dilpazier Aslam and the resignation of Albert Scardino at The Guardian after a few of the political blogs ‘ganged up’ on the former, it’s not surprising there’s a lack of transparency and no mention of it.

Some of us still have Ros Taylor’s words ringing in our ears after her sideswipe at the UK political blogosphere for ignoring the Lord Goldsmith affair:

Guys, if you’re going to take political bloging seriously – and fend off these kinds of criticisms – you need to sit down with Lord Goldsmith’s advice and give it a thorough going-over. Or the old-fashioned media will give up on you altogether.

Scalp #1 to blogs, Ms. Taylor.

I suppose it’s an issue of hype. The more people waffle on about blogs and their mysterious powers, the more people will be inclined to try them out for themselves. But, blogs only develop powers when you bust a nut getting them to work. It’s also exponential in so much that the more blogs there are, the harder work it gets.

No wonder 87% give up. I’m rather tempted to do so myself.

UPDATE: Here’s a slightly better response to the article.