Copper Anti-Fettling Device
Posted by Paul Woodhouse at February 1st, 2008

EXTREMELY RARE ANTI MASTURBATION DEVICE DATING FROM c1880. THE COPPER SHAPED DEVICE WAS ATTACHED TO A BELT AND WORN BY BOYS AS A MEANS OF PREVENTING NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS. VERY MUCH AN INDICATION OF SOCIETIES VIEWS ON ONANISM IN THE 19TH CENTURY. THIS IS THE FIRST EXAMPLE WE HAVE OFFERED FOR SALE IN 24 YEARS. THE CONDITION IS EXCELLENT 3 ½ INCHES TOP TO BASE.
A mere snip with a starting bid of $1,500.
And no, we don’t make them. Well, not so big.

Darn. And I was hoping to order an Extra Large. That thing pictured is so puny, eh? Is that for young Nancyboy lads? Or did they stuff it in, like a single gargantuan sardine in a narrow can?
Ouch! You’d think the, um, tubular part would be pointing the other way.
@Vaspers: Stop getting so excited. Obviously, the glib, throwaway line is that is was built for the French.
@Jez: I’d need mine to go to the left.