Well, as Slade have the tendency to point out every year – it’s Christmas. And that means the usual round of office parties and works do’s. However, this year in Blighty the TUC and Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents have teamed up to provide us all with a Christmas party checklist.

They are urging staff not to dance on office tables as they might not be as strong as their pub counterparts. They’re also advising against whipping your posterior out and photocopying it, in case your chubby butt should shatter the glass and do you a mischief. And, they’re also requesting firms take down the misletoe to guard against any sexual harassment claims.

I promise you I’m not making this up and you can fact check my own backside before I scan it by taking a look at the story here.

Although my favourite Christmas party story doing the rounds this year is the one about the BNP accidently booking a black DJ for their festive knees up.

Now if anybody derserved to career head-first into a photocopier after tumbling off a table it’s that lot.