……here’s that special something which makes all those near-death experiences falling from scaffolds and agonising welding burns worthwhile.
With however many bloody shopping days until Christmas, I give you the

No, it’s not a five man alpine horn.
These would obviously be a belting little stocking filler if you could actualy say it to order it. (Go on, try SHEET METAL BELT BUCKLE five times fast. Or maybe it’s just us Pendle types with our speech impediments.)

A far better explanation of a sheet metal worker’s lot.
Unfortunately, I’ve been unable to find an affiliate program to peddle these for the obvious Christmas rush, so here’s a to most of the folks that flog them.









I do apologise, it's just me being a bit cheeky.
When everything got a bit funky with my host, that was the first casualty.
Something went weird and I simply could not be bothered to waste a day sorting it so I put that little holding page up instead. ;-)
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