[I Demand Some Booze. Drink responsibly, kids.]
Right, I’ve got me flights and I shall be arriving courtesy of some second-tier septic carrier next weekend and returning the weekend after (23rd -29th).
Then I shall be doing my best to test my liver’s patience for the week I’m there.
So, who’s available?
Almost on a par with a state visit, so i will hoover and cillit bang the vomit stains from the red carpet , put some juice in the pope-mobile and crack open a bottle of vintage krug/lambrini.
I may even try persuading the local neanderthals to have a wash.....
Looking forward to a very irresponsible 12 hour booze , fags (outside sadly, fetch a cardy),ring stinging 'five visits to bog madras' ,arguing fare with taxi driver ,possible arrest then virtual coma -probably in that order
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I'm a former member of the cardy club. I look quite fetching in one of those low-slung faux wood button-up affairs from Thrifty.
Oh glorious days. I miss barnies over being extorted out of ten bob, I must admit.
I'll bring the party mix.
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