Comments on: I’m Proud To Be An (Ir-1 Immigrant Visa Wielding Permanent Residence Status) American

By: Paul Woodhouse

Paul Woodhouse — Sun, 19 Nov 2006 15:24:17 +0000

I didn’t, but I suppose it makes a bit of sense him coming from Darwen and all. He is the one that comes from Darwen, right?

By: Nizzer

Nizzer — Sun, 19 Nov 2006 00:55:47 +0000

Re Steve Pemberton:

Did you know he was a Bastards fan?

By: Paul Woodhouse

Paul Woodhouse — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 17:59:53 +0000

I’m going to have to try some of your famous prescription meds.

Did he have the decency to lube?

By: Streight, Steven E. aka Vaspers the Grate and Pluto the Planet, dammit

Streight, Steven E. aka Vaspers the Grate and Pluto the Planet, dammit — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 17:35:43 +0000

Ouch. Up higher you moron doctor. That’s not my herniated disc. That’s my exit gate. You twit doctor. They’re all high on Percocet.

By: Paul Woodhouse

Paul Woodhouse — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 13:42:07 +0000

You loved it Streight, you slag.

By: Vaspers the Grate aka Pluto the Planet

Vaspers the Grate aka Pluto the Planet — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 17:53:57 +0000

You better move as close to Peoria, Illinois as possible, if you know what’s good for you.

You are one of the funniest writers I’ve ever read in any venue, beyond Seinfeld, Dickens, Thurber, Kafka, Kipling, Joyce, Self, O’Rourke, Seinfeld, and Seinfeld.

That bugger doctor should have been slop bucketed with special FX when he got done “examining” you.

When I broke my back and had to go to the emergency room repeatedly for intense pain, the doctors always, without fail, tested my prostate gland, if you know what I mean.

“Ain’t nothin’ wrong with me bum,” I protested. “My grievance is up higher, my lower spine! I’m expelling solid wasted quite nicely, thanks. I appreciate your interest in my dirt road, but really, it’s rather peachy these days. Now you son of bitch, get on with it in the proper region.”

Son of a bitches.

By: Carmen Electrode

Carmen Electrode — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 18:56:48 +0000

Don’t look at this comment until the 4th:

Welcome to America!

Curious what part of the country you’ve chosen?

By: Paul Woodhouse

Paul Woodhouse — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 13:33:56 +0000

Oh I won’t be giving up. Absolutely no chance.

In fact I’ve got the buggers coming out of my ears.

By: Steve Sawford

Steve Sawford — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:04:41 +0000

At last mate!

We must have that drink before you go. I hope that you are going to keep on blogging, the blogsphere would not be the same.

By: Paul Woodhouse

Paul Woodhouse — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 14:07:22 +0000

Cheers.

Funnily enough, we were actually just talking about partnerships with firms in the US this lunchtime.

Wasn’t a long lunchtime mind.