The only thing that surprised me when I was informed last week that Jasper had turned 50 was that I thought he’d already turned 50 four years ago.

Sorry Jasper, time hasn’t been so kind.

Jasper turns 50

Who can forget the great Jasper giveaway?

Jasper as Pvt Frazer and Clyde the Orangutan
Jasper – Pvt Frazer meets Clyde the Orangutan.

Or the time Craig wrote his name in fag butts next to his bench.

Jasper in fag ends
(Not a docker amongst them.)

Happy birthday sunbeam – I shall raise a glass of cheap cooking sherry in your honour so long as I can actually find a bottle of it in the first place. ;-)