Pete Burns’ Lips Cause Massive Traffic Explosion

Pete Burns

You know something is going on when you suddenly find your referrals clogged with google image results for Pete Burns.

Obviously, here in America people are more concerned with the State of the Union address than the state of Pete Burns’ lips.

But, it’s awfully nice to know that the servers at Tinbasher Towers can handle the extra strain brought on by Britain’s current zeitgeist.

The only reason there’s a picture of Pete Burns on here at all is in relation to the time John had his tooth out and was drinking through a straw and Matt took a sanding disc to the face on the same day (Smack My Lips Up).

I also recall a boy and a girl (I shan’t name them) round my home parish of Nelson who spent all their time looking like Pete Burns circa 1984.

And that was in 2004.

Pete Burns Spinning You Around

Still, the last time I clapped eyes on ‘em they bore more than a passing resemblance to this:

Pete Burns Sausage Lips

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  1. 1. May 14th, 2008

    Pete Burns is ugly as sin but song “you spin me round” is nice:)

    Filip_CZ
  2. 2. June 1st, 2008

    pete burns is bad ass and as a girl he looks weird but in 84 he looked perfectly fine…people do diffrent things and he happens to be a fan of plastic surgery so…

    vance
  3. 3. March 18th, 2009

    hey pete burns rocks i watched him on tv the other day and hes a realy nice guy deep down

    kyle finch
  4. 4. March 18th, 2009

    i like pete burns i love his song you spin me right round

    kiirstiie womack
  5. 5. April 8th, 2009

    i think petes looks are actually better than people let on.

    plus his songs are awesome especially you spin me right round

    but no offence pete r u a boy or girl coz pete is a boys name nd u looked like a boy before plastic surgery but u have a boyfriend r u gay or bi or wot??? i reely dont want to sound mean but u no…

    conor
  6. 6. June 15th, 2009

    I had a great time dancing on your songs in 1984 and back then, we were a bunch of punk /new wave 17-21 year old kids that had a good time colouring our hair and glaming-up. No matter what people may think or say, stay true to yourself.

    selective
  7. 7. August 10th, 2009

    Just like MJ. Why did PB change? I don’t like his “new” look.

    Chandler
  8. 8. August 25th, 2009

    omg hes great tehe i lurved him in big bruva i soo want him to go on it agen

    kayleigh
  9. 9. November 11th, 2009

    . . . . “omg hes great tehe i lurved him in big bruva i soo want him to go on it agen”

    Oh my God, is it so hard to read, write and speak English?

    I would be mortified to show my complete ignorance of my native language like the example above.

    R U LISNEN 2 ME U PAK OF IJUTS?

    Bill Gates
  10. 10. December 12th, 2009

    Pete Burns is awesome. He puts the Boy ( Boy George ) to shame. He is so talented and colorful and that song “You Spin me Round” is a smash ole boy. I you are healthy again Pete since I’m reading this about your kidneys going bad. Rock on Pete and take care of yourself.

    RJ
  11. 11. December 23rd, 2009

    its not about his looks…its ALWAYS been about his music. People need to lay off of his looks.

    rob
  12. 12. February 23rd, 2010

    the next freking person that calls pete burns a big freak will get hurt …………im getting very upset that all you poeple like making fun of him yes he very different you asshols don’t need to be rud about it you gay guys are very rud about it some girls are to . i love pete so stop right now ????????im not jokeing about it

    tara
  13. 13. February 23rd, 2010

    it’s not about is freak looks it’s about is very cool music pete burns is the king of the 80s 4ever love pete burns

    tara
  14. 14. February 23rd, 2010

    so lay off people

    tara

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