Is there anything worse than attending the lavatory to find a full load deposited all over the porcelain and floor? Perhaps yes and no, but that’s what greeted John this morning when he arrived at Butler Sheetmetal HQ. For reasons still under investigation, a part of the bog roof had collapsed. (library pictures of nasty [...]

I must admit that I was slightly taken aback as the radio just announced a level 3 heat-health warning and that it was just below level 4 (obviously) which would send us hurtling into national emergency territory. Apparently troop mobilisation is only a couple of days away – so long as they aren’t pole-axed by [...]