With an unbridled skip in my step due to me finally having a broadband connection again, I decided to risk the sub-zero temperatures and risk losing one of my digits to the elements down at that Siberian coal shed known as Butler Sheetmetal HQ.

On my way I decided to pick up a copy of the local rag and just look what I found on page three:

Lifeline for birds as feeding plan goes into action

Now we’re obviously forever doing bits and bobs for ‘charidee’ and impacting on the area’s youth how to be more at one with nature, but will somebody please explain to me how the hell this particular picture got through our PR department?

Frank-the scary bunny :: Craig- BSM’s Apprentice

And I also don’t know whether the Leader Times photographer had a crick in their neck or whether Craig forgot his spirit level but how the devil do you expect your average Cock Sparrow to stand and feed on a 24 degree stainless steel incline?